Saturday, June 11, 2011

Weiner Gate



Okay, I’m tired of hearing from the media and politicians make pronouncements in aghast tones about Anthony Weiner’s crotch shots, cock, chest, and sexting. The real reason is that you don’t have the balls to do what he’s been doing for casual fun. Maybe he should move it from a hobby to a side business.

Get over it already. He has something to show, so let him show it. He should tell the world that he’s proud of his body and little Tony, and they should all get over it. He should start a hot blog and publish more shots and conversations about his latest sexcapades. He should get well known photographers to shoot his assets and build Little Tony into a star. He should tell the old prudes in congress that he has a side job and that they should just get over that, too. They’re mostly envious hypocrites on so many levels, so let them come clean about their hidden little secrets, too. Maybe they could generate more funds to help wipe out the deficit by donating some of their profits. I’m sure that old saggy bodies have a market somewhere on the Internet.

The gay lobby should jump in with huge support for Weiner’s cock. He may not know it, but there are plenty of guys who like a good crotch shot. He could hang with them and invite his wife to be in on the virtual party. At his fund raising events, Weiner should pop out of the cake wearing only his birthday suit. Shock those little old me and women with money to donate to their very cores. They’ll love it.

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